Limerick

Unfortunately the way this blog system is set up does not allow the pasting in of documents that contain marginal notes. As these, along with the footnotes and footnotes-to-the-footnotes, are a vital part of my 'Faraday' book, I must now abandon hope of posting it here in its correct form, at least until I've discovered how to turn it into a pdf and put that on. However anyone who would like to see the whole thing should e-mail me: simondarragh@hotmail.com
Meanwhile here is something that even the programmers of Google should not find too intellectually challenging:

The Aardvark said ‘I should regret it if
they don’t put me first.’ (So competitive.)
His primitive ruse
was simply to use
two ‘a’s, then a third. (So repetitive.)

There will, as astute readers have guessed, be another twenty-five of these
in due course.