Which is pronounced ‘Orf to play goff with Rafe.’ There are
plans for a golf club here in Alonnisos. There will be difficulties — water? —
but I wish the organizers luck. More quixotic enterprises have done well in
this increasingly surprising little place.
I don’t play golf; what I don’t know about golf would fill a
large volume. All I know is that a friend of mine was once invited to play at a
big club. After the game he went to take a shower and, not knowing the club
house, accidentally went into the women’s showers. Fortunately there were no
women there at the time, and he didn’t realize his mistake until, stepping
stark naked out of the shower, he heard a group of women coming in. Desperately
seeking concealment he dodged behind a row of towels hanging up to dry, but
this concealed only his upper half: his — er — nether regions were still on
full view.
The first lady exclaimed ‘Oh! Who can that be?’
The second said ‘Well, it’s not your husband … come to that,
it’s not mine either.’
The third thought for a moment and said ‘He’s not even a
member of the golf club.’
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