Thursday 22 October 2015

The Environmentally Hazardous Fart



According to a recent article in the ‘London Review of Books’ — (so it must be true) — about 10% of the gases causing global warming are farted by cows. Considering that there must be many more goats, sheep, and other farting herbivores than cows on the planet, we can surely add another 10% for them. Should we turn our attention away from cars a little, and consider that perhaps we should, to save the planet, stop eating herbivorous animals and their products?

Or might we fit catalytic converters up their — um — exhausts?
 
 

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