Has to be the Canadian policeman who stopped three topless cycling sisters and told them to cover up their boobs. It seems that in that part of Canada it is in fact quite legal to cycle (and no doubt to walk, run, drive a car, ride a motorbike etc.) topless, but of course one expects policemen and such-like to disapprove and try to stop it. No; his dickheadedness, which will by now have made him a world-wide laughing-stock, was shown more when he later claimed that he’d only stopped them to make sure that their bicycles’ lights and bells were in order. Pull the other one dear; it’s got bells on.