The Ophicleide is a great rasping and farting low-pitched
brass instrument — keyed, rather than having the valves of all modern brass
instruments except the saxophones (though they are classed as woodwind, for all
that they are made of brass — In Romania there exists a wooden soprano
saxophone, and I saw one of these in a music shop in Athens shortly after the
fall of Ceausescu, when all sorts of weird and wonderful Romanian items were
coming into Greece. The shop’s proprietors were intrigued and persuaded me to
play a few notes on it; it sounded very strange, though not at all like the
clarinet it superficially resembles. I regret now not having bought it, but in
the shop there was also a valve trombone, an instrument I love, and if I bought
all the instruments I want to my house would resemble Snow’s Hill Manor (see
further down) and besides I was in Athens to buy a normal alto saxophone. But I
digress, in fact I digress from my digression, but no matter — this whole blog
is a farrago of nested digressions) — the distinction between keyed and valved
wind instruments needs another essay; back to the ophicleide: Berlioz has a
part for ophicleide in his most popular work, the Symphonie Fantastique, but
it’s almost always played on the tuba. The excellent John Eliot Gardiner did a
recording with a specially assembled orchestra using all the right instruments
of the time, including an ophicleide and the full version of the cornet
obbligato in the ballroom movement, but a girlfriend made off with my copy of
the CD, which is no longer in the catalogues. She almost certainly doesn’t even
appreciate what she stole; another reason she is no longer in my catalogue.
I have only ever seen one ophicleide; it was at Snow’s Hill
Manor in Oxfordshire or is it Gloucestershire. The previous owner of the place
— it now belongs to the National Trust — was a meta-collector; a collector of
collections, including one of musical instruments. This ophicleide had a bell
shaped like the gaping mouth of a serpent — ‘Ophicleide’ is Greek for ‘Keyed
serpent’ though the actual serpent is a quite other woodwind instrument, also keyed. (Is that clear? No of course not;
never mind.) Fortunately or unfortunately, the NT wouldn’t let me play the
thing, though I do know how to.
I put in a picture of an ophicleide the other day. Here’s
another picture of two ophicleides, with two serpents to the left of them. In fact
these too are in the Snowshill (as it seems it’s spelt) collection:
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